doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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