Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
