i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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