I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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