areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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