Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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