We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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