The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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