I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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