dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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