Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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