awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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