She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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