Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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