3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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