i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
