Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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