they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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