office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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