I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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