I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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