He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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