so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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