Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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