He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have feelings that need drinking.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
