Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Randomize
