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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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