I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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