I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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