THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
