And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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