dude i'm inner monologue high
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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