Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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