Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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