it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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