i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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