Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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