Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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