Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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