Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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