Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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