ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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