I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I've blown a few things in my day
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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