I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she peed on how many people?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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