Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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