Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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