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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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