Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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