Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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