Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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